SCUBA JOKES

Is that a shark???

Two divers were checking a new reef when they saw a shark.

The shark circled them, menacingly. One diver took off his

fins and reached inside his BC and pulled out a pair of super-

power fins.

His buddy signalled: What? You can't out-swim a shark!

The diver signalled back: I don't have to out swim the shark -

I only have to out swim you!

SAUU vs NAUI vs PADI

Three instructors and their students are on board a dive boat

in the middle of the ocean. There is a NAUI instructor, a PADI

instructor, and an SSI instructor. Everything is going fine until

the boat springs a leak and starts to sink. The SAUU instructor

says to his students, "Okay, we're in the middle of the ocean,

so we might as well do our deep dive." The NAUI instructor

says to his students, "Okay, we might as well do our

navigation dive, so let's get our compasses out and swim

towards shore." The PADI instructor says to his

students, "Okay, for R225 extra you guys get to do a wreck

dive!"